"The horses are on the track!"
Whenever I am telling a younger person about the stupid things I used to do, I invariably mention my one trip to the Kentucky Derby.
Being a group of poor 20-somethings, it was our plan to sneak alcohol onto the Fair grounds. But security was tight. How to get it in there?
Sandwich bags, filled with grain alcohol, stuffed into the bra of one of the women in our group. She looked rather busty, but no one frisked her chest!
Then it was soda and grain alcohol all day.
I placed my 2 dollar bet on a random horse, and couldn't believe it when I won!
They say Disney is the happiest place on Earth, but I have to say, I have never been in a happier place than in a massive line of drunk folks who had all picked the Kentucky Derby winner and were lined up to collect.
The Derby is this weekend. "The horses are on the track!"
Hear the song on Youtube.
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