Rubber Gloves

>> Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this.
>>
>> A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
>> so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
>>
>> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
>>
>> "No, I don't," she replied.
>>
>> "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
>> latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
>> hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
>> of the right size."
>>
>> She didn't crack a smile.
>>
>> "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
>>
>> But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
>> burst out laughing.
>>
>> "What's so funny?" he asked.
>>
>> "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
>>
>> Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!