Monday, 31 December 2007
Saturday, 29 December 2007
Tuesday, 25 December 2007
Sunday, 23 December 2007
Sunday, 16 December 2007
Saturday, 15 December 2007
Monday, 10 December 2007
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
Sunday, 2 December 2007
Tuesday, 27 November 2007
Sunday, 25 November 2007
Tuesday, 20 November 2007
Thursday, 15 November 2007
Thursday, 1 November 2007
Wednesday, 31 October 2007
Thursday, 25 October 2007
Wednesday, 24 October 2007
Wednesday, 3 October 2007
Friday, 28 September 2007
Monday, 24 September 2007
Sunday, 23 September 2007
Friday, 21 September 2007
Thursday, 23 August 2007
Tuesday, 17 July 2007
Monday, 16 July 2007
Sunday, 15 July 2007
Tuesday, 3 July 2007
Wirkle at Startups.IN
Wirkle sponsored Startups.IN Tshirt at Megabucks , International Business and Entrepreneurship Festival held at IIT Kanpur.
Saturday, 30 June 2007
Thursday, 21 June 2007
Rubber Gloves
>> Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this.
>>
>> A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
>> so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
>>
>> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
>>
>> "No, I don't," she replied.
>>
>> "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
>> latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
>> hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
>> of the right size."
>>
>> She didn't crack a smile.
>>
>> "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
>>
>> But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
>> burst out laughing.
>>
>> "What's so funny?" he asked.
>>
>> "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
>>
>> Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
>>
>> A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
>> so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
>>
>> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
>>
>> "No, I don't," she replied.
>>
>> "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
>> latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
>> hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
>> of the right size."
>>
>> She didn't crack a smile.
>>
>> "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
>>
>> But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
>> burst out laughing.
>>
>> "What's so funny?" he asked.
>>
>> "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
>>
>> Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
Thursday, 7 June 2007
Bumper Stickers for Redneck Cars
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else ... And Seek Counseling.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
The Earth Is Full --- Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?
It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off. [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest].
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.
Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]
Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Guys --- No Shirt, No Service; Gals --- No Shirt, No Charge.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?
Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus --- Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Cat --- The Other White Meat.
Caution --- Driver Legally Blonde!
Don't Be Sexist --- Broads Hate That.
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else ... And Seek Counseling.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
The Earth Is Full --- Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?
It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off. [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest].
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.
Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]
Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Guys --- No Shirt, No Service; Gals --- No Shirt, No Charge.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?
Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus --- Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Cat --- The Other White Meat.
Caution --- Driver Legally Blonde!
Don't Be Sexist --- Broads Hate That.
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
Thursday, 31 May 2007
Tuesday, 22 May 2007
Monday, 21 May 2007
Saturday, 19 May 2007
Monday, 14 May 2007
Friday, 11 May 2007
Thursday, 10 May 2007
Fall Classes for Men
Fall Classes for Men at
THE
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Aug 30, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Monday, 7 May 2007
Wednesday, 2 May 2007
Saturday, 28 April 2007
Tuesday, 24 April 2007
Monday, 23 April 2007
Wednesday, 18 April 2007
Saturday, 14 April 2007
Friday, 13 April 2007
Monday, 9 April 2007
Thursday, 5 April 2007
Monday, 2 April 2007
Duck, Pig
A husband walks into the room where his wife is and he is holding a duck under his arm.
He says, “This is the pig I’ve been fucking.”
The wife says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck”
The husband says, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
He says, “This is the pig I’ve been fucking.”
The wife says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck”
The husband says, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
Sunday, 1 April 2007
Friday, 30 March 2007
Wednesday, 28 March 2007
POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
Sunday, 25 March 2007
Friday, 23 March 2007
Wednesday, 21 March 2007
Tuesday, 20 March 2007
Monday, 19 March 2007
Sunday, 18 March 2007
Saturday, 17 March 2007
Thursday, 15 March 2007
Wirkle at Bikaner
Had a great lunch together, it was a long (not long just a week :-) ) pending birthday treat from my side. I was at home in Chandigarh for my this birthday. But you know the team never spares you, even if you are the CTO :-)
Above you can see the Wirkle team, a lot more enthusiastic, a lot more healthy :-) Hey guys you all are doing great work. Hats off to the team!!!
Above you can see the Wirkle team, a lot more enthusiastic, a lot more healthy :-) Hey guys you all are doing great work. Hats off to the team!!!
Tuesday, 13 March 2007
Monday, 12 March 2007
How Cockroaches Work
by Tracy V. WilsonEntomologists estimate that there are between 5 and 10 million species of insects on Earth. But if asked which insect they hate the most, many people would have no trouble choosing just one – the cockroach.
There are plenty of reasons to dislike cockroaches. Their flattened bodies, leathery wings, skittering legs and long, waving antennae give some people the creeps. Because roaches eat garbage and waste, they can spread bacteria like Salmonella and Shigella from place to place. As they walk, they leave trails of fecal matter which they use to find their way around. On top of being gross, these trails can cause stains and odors. The proteins in cockroach saliva and waste can also cause allergies and aggravate asthma.
Full StoryFriday, 9 March 2007
Monday, 19 February 2007
Who wants to hire this guy ?
We have been doing hiring at Wirkle from some time and once you start landing into a services business, hiring is a constant phenomneon. But one good thing with services business (if you are developing products with other startups) is that you have smart sharp teams working in a charged environment and you work hard and have a constant challenge.
Today we got a funny email from a funny guy:
Forwarded email (credentials of the person are kept confidential) :
So if someone has a requirement and wants to hire this guy, let me know!!
Today we got a funny email from a funny guy:
Forwarded email (credentials of the person are kept confidential) :
I would like to explore opportunities to establishSo this email is Funny because, I don't know what this guy expects but I guess guys like these are interested more in money than in work. Startups need sincere dedicated guys and I have seen guys technically more sound who just love their work. Normally in startups I would like to have guys who have put in lot of self-initiative, contributed to open source projects and are community people rather than just being money driven. My advice to guys like this is - join some other area like real estate - you might make much more money in that than being a software engineer!!!
employment relationship with wirkle.
My brief introduction-
Name: XXX
Education: B.Tech.(IT) from a good institute (but not an IIT)
Current Employer: some big software consultancy firm
Job Philosophy: Optimize ratio of input and output
1.Work ex- More than 1.5 Years
2.Current CTC - 4lacs (expected to be 6.5+1 after
promotion in April or June)
3.Expected CTC - 10 to 12 (According to job profile
offered and company profile, Flexible and Negotiable)
4.Earliest joining date - (Max 3 Months from
offer,Flexible towards lower end)
So if someone has a requirement and wants to hire this guy, let me know!!
Tuesday, 23 January 2007
Wirkle demonstrates at Proto.in
Wirkle was selected as one of India's top 28 product technology startups selected to present at Proto (http://www.proto.in). Proto is India's first serious attempt to showcase new products, technologies and startups to the forefront. The event aimed at providing innovators a space to attract mindshare, finances, and the attention of the VCs.
The event took place on 20th & 21st January at Chennai.
Wirkle demonstrated the capabilities of its "patent pending" Mirage platform - a middleware along with a mobile application that dramatically simplifies building and deploying custom enterprise scale mobile applications. Middleware enables tracking and delivering customized information in the form of updates. The mobile application helps tackle the mobile device fragmentation for each individual customized mobile applications. The platform empowers its customers to interact with various enterprise applications and back-end IT databases using their mobile phones.
Wednesday, 10 January 2007
Tuesday, 9 January 2007
Wirkle at Comsware
Beginning tomorrow (10th and 11th January) Wirkle would be presenting itself at Comsware being held in Bangalore. So be ready to check in the Wirkle stall there. http://www.comsware.org/demo.html .
COMSWARE is a premier international conference dedicated to addressing emerging topics and challenges in Communications Software. The goal of the conference is to create a world-class gathering of researchers from academia and industry, practitioners, business leaders, intellectual property experts and venture capitalists, providing a launch pad for new innovative business and technology.
There are a couple of startups presenting there and Wirkle would be presenting its enterprise products. We have been gearing our platform for the enterprise market and you can have a look at how Mirage is powering the enterprise service helpdesk industry!
COMSWARE is a premier international conference dedicated to addressing emerging topics and challenges in Communications Software. The goal of the conference is to create a world-class gathering of researchers from academia and industry, practitioners, business leaders, intellectual property experts and venture capitalists, providing a launch pad for new innovative business and technology.
There are a couple of startups presenting there and Wirkle would be presenting its enterprise products. We have been gearing our platform for the enterprise market and you can have a look at how Mirage is powering the enterprise service helpdesk industry!
Monday, 8 January 2007
Proto - the Indian DEMO
Proto.in - india's first technology roadshow is being held at Chennai on 20th and 21st January 2007. I have always been fascinated by companies presenting at DEMO . I have seen their online videos and it's great to see the technology initiatives in US. Kudos to the Proto organizers who must have put in lot of efforts in organizing such an event in India. Though I guess it will be hard for Proto to match Demo but nevertheless it's a great start. Events like this will boost up the product technology culture in India.
MomoDelhi is back again!
MomoDelhi is back - a new year, a new beginning. So mark your calendar for 20th January. The momo delhi event welcomes all mobile enthusiasts, so if you have a mobile phone and are fascinated - be here to see what the future of mobile holds. From discussions on hard core technology to business to a way common man interprets mobile - this is the event to be in!!
And if you have your own perspective to share, we welcome you to present your perspective of mobile to the world!
Just add your name to the wiki http://momodelhi.pbwiki.com
And if you have your own perspective to share, we welcome you to present your perspective of mobile to the world!
Just add your name to the wiki http://momodelhi.pbwiki.com
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